You know you’re a Duke fan when…..

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You HATE North Carolina.

Cameron Crazies is your life…they are the only TRUE fans

Everything you own is royal blue and/or has Blue Devils on it.

Coach K is your hero.

No one will ever compare to J.J Redick

Your life revolves around their game schedule.

Seeing anything baby blue makes your cringe.

You know what Tobacco Road means.

You live by the words “Go to HELL CAROLINA”

You know where Durham is.

You train your dog to play dead when asked “would you rather be a tarheel, or a dead dog?”

You can give a play by play of the 1992 Christian L shot

You no longer have a voice after march madness from cheering so much.

You know every year they’ve won a national championship.

There is no other rivalry than the DUKE/UNC one.

You cried when Bobby Hurley got in his accident.

4 means more to you than anything.

Christian Laettner is your hero for one reason…his buzzer shot in 1992.

You remember Sean Dockery’s winning 3 pointer against Virginia Tech.

You strongly dislike Tyler Hansbrough.

You were excited when UNC lost to George Mason in the NCAA tourney.

We think, therefore we are NOT Tarheels.

We know that life is too short to date a Tarheel.

You cried when you found out about Jay Williams’ accident.

You know you are a Duke fan when you slap the floor after an accomplishment outside of the basketball court.

You know you are a Duke fan when you are sitting home watching the game and every free throw your hands are in the air.

You know you are a Duke fan when all of your screenames passwords etc have ‘91 ‘92 ‘01 involved.

You think the U.S. Capitol should be moved to Durham, N.C.

You paint every room in your house DUKE BLUE.

Your wife [husband] leaves you and you don’t notice until DUKE’S basketball season is over.

You have no clue what a Deamon Deacon is!

You’re glad wolves are an endargered species.

DUKE BASKETBALL is your reason for living.

You think the colors of the American flag should be DUKE BLUE and White.

Your ex-best friend just moved to Chapel Hill.

Duhon’s game winning reverse layup against UNC runs through your mind daily and makes you smile.

You know who people are referring to when they say Wojo.

You stood behind Duke lacrosse during the rape charges fiasco.

You have pets named after former Duke players

And when you can name the starting line up from every Duke year since you have been alive (Bonus if you can name subs).

When you know Coach K is better (way better) than Dean Smith.

When you fight off people saying Adam Morrison was the player of the year for 2005-2006.

The first thing you ask a prospective girlfriend/boyfriend is if she/he likes Duke or UNC….

When you want to set to fire anything UNC in sight.

When you dress your children, nieces, nephews, etc in nothing but Duke apparel or Duke blue.

When you name your child/planning to name your child after some of the greatest players in the history of Duke.

You petitioned to get your schools colors changed to duke blue and white.

You write your term paper on Duke Basketball.

You beat up a freshman for siding with the false accuser in the Duke LAX scandal.

You wish you had the power to shove Hansbrough’s eyes back into his face.

You deal with the most shit and have to deal with the most haters, and still haven’t killed anyone. {OR at least been caught}

You actually have respect for other teams, even when you don’t like them.

Basically you have class and everybody else can kiss your ass.

You only root for two teams DUKE and whoever plays North Carolina.

You walked onto UNC’s campus with a Duke jersey, found Coach K’s book in their bookstore, then managed to spit in the dean dome on the actual floor!

Your high school bball team went to UNC’s bball camp you wore a Duke jersey EVERYDAY.

Your aunt gave/made you a can of “Carolina Cootie Spray”

You used to HATE Dickie V, now since his daughter went to Duke he’s not as anti-duke so you are cool with him.

You wanna kill Greg Paulus for turning it over so much but know hes too good you just tell ur friends to suck their dicks.

The Cameron Crazies are your heroes and you want to go to Duke just to be a part of the Cameron Crazies.

Your two minute rant for public speaking was entirely about UNC..and you didn’t run out of things to say once.

You know every jersey that is hanging in the rafters in Cameron.

You live in Lexington, KY and everytime someone rides you about Duke losing 3 straight you shout “CHRISTIAN LAETTNER IS MY HERO!”

Your puppy wears a Redick jersey on game days/nights. (Also a Duke collar! can’t beat those!)

You make gingerbreadman cookies for Christmas and you paint them DUKE colors and number them for certain players!

You trash talk 10 years old at the skating rink for wearing a carolina sweatshirt and shove your DUKE shirt in their face

Someone calls you during the DUKE game and if you have to say hold on and put the phone down so you can raise your hands in the air for a free throw shot

You are a DUKE fan when you tape every game and never erase them

Asked who you would pull for in a pickup game between unc and the Taliban you put a towel over ur head and start sayin al quaida

You listen to the DUKE pep band cd before every game to get pumped up like you were actually at Cameron.

You think Mike Nifong is a jackass.

You get your cell phone and ipod engrave with DUKE on the back

Everything on your Christmas list involves DUKE or a player

You own more DUKE gear then from the school you actually go too

When people ask what school you go to you say DUKE even if you don’t.

You paid $152.50 for two tickets that face value $25 each.

You also write UNC’s schedule on your calendar so you can cheer on their opponant.

You will NEVER wear baby blue.

You refer to your actual landlord to a “Shelden Williams wanna be”

When your disgusted with the news coach G is leaving.

You sometimes prick your finger to make sure you are still bleeding royal blue.

You think “tarheels” are a terrible mascot.

You won’t even touch the UNC merch at the sports store.

You cheer for DUKE football, no matter how many games they win.

Just hearing the name “Hansborough” makes you sick.

You always capitalize the D in Duke.

You post the game schedule at work with a note that you need those times off.

You believe heaven has no UNC fans.

UNC sent you a college letter and you opened it by ripping it to pieces.

You say “Tarholes” instead of “Tarheels”.

When you get sick at the sight of unc and DUKE gear next to each other and you move one or the other so they aren’t touching.

When you are playing trivia and the answer is unc and you refuse to say it and don’t care if you lose that point.

When it take 3 times to explain things to a tarheel and they still dont understand.

You still think and say that Battier is your daddy.

You remember Jeff Capel shot form halfcourt to send the game into overtime.

Duke has owned the last ACC tournaments over the last 10 years winning 8 of them.

When you take the phone off the hook during any Duke game.

You ask a tarheel to spell out CLASS and they cant do it because they dont know what class means.

A tarheel always says wait till next year and they still choke that next year.

You sit in your dorm surrounded by carolina baby blue, and you wear all Duke Blue clothing and do everything that the Cameron Crazies do!!

Some people at you school dont know your name so they just call you Duke girl.

You can actually spell the Landlord’s name: Shelden Williams.

You cried a little when you found out Josh was leaving.

You go to another school, you STILL cheer for Duke OVER your own school.

The article Alex Fanaroff wrote about women’s basketball not being important pissed you off.

You were dancing with joy when Brandon Wright declared for the NBA.

You make sure your new car is the perfect shade of blue by comparing it to Duke.

You can spell Wojciechowski!

You know that the DUKE WOMEN’s golf team won the national championship.

You can spell Tewaaraton as in MATT DANOWSKI WON THE TEWAARATON TROPHY!!!!!!!!!!!

All of your Facebook groups are related to Duke and so is your network.

You’re playing an NBA video game and you trade away all your players to make an all Duke team.

You believe in the Duke Trinity. Coach Krzyzewski the Father, Laettner the Son, & Redick the Holy Spirit

You can spell Krzyzewski.

You show up to all of their football home games.

When you cried after they lost to Navy at the buzzer.